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At Cui Xiao's house. She showed me something BLOODY COOL

Yah lah it's in Chinese but that's not the point. These are the icons for Hibernate, Shut Down and Restart. And the observant (and the sick-minded) would realise that:

Guy (Hibernate icon) + Girl (Shut Down icon) = ______ (It ain't that hard to guess)

Cui Xiao's friend's version of what the Restart icon is something about the anus but I think there can be better versions of that lah hor.

Cui Xiao just showed me a picture of a pretty girl but from the way she was sucking SOMETHING it was damn obvious she was performing a blowjob on some guy. The picture didn't show what she was "sucking" on but it's very obvious. Shit it's damn disgusting. It's not funny and it's not cool it's just bloody gross and... everything. Stupid. Gross ughhhhhhh gross help me damn gross.