Teen sensation Humpty Dumpty reportedly suffered a terrible fall while doing a photoshoot for his latest album, Eggbeaten. Dumpty's photographer, Martin King, recounts, "Dumpty was climbing on a wall for a shot with one of my horses while I was changing my camera lenses. All of a sudden there was a loud crack. Yolk was spilling from his shell. It was horrible." Humpty Dumpty is reportedly in a state of shock. His doctor comments, "His ego has been shattered. King and his team have been trying to piece it back together again."
(Geddit??? All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again...)
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