I can imagine

I'm arguing with my love, and we've been getting angry at each other every day for as long as I can remember;

I'm looking at a very skinny and very pretty person's blog and looking through all her pictures;

I've just decided that I won't eat anything after 8, or after dinner, despite the fact that I get hungry every two hours;

The JJ video Jan & Cel asked me to watch has been refusing to load for the past few hours;

I'm talking to Jan about how skinny __'s and ___'s thighs are, and about envy, because some people have got the only thing we've wanted for our whole lives;

I'm trying to think of a way to convince a best friend not to be depressed, and.. not to commit suicide.

My life couldn't get any better.